the whole field
Gemini 2.5 Pro963CI 824–1096 · 61W 49L 8T overall
duel record2–1 · 0 ties3 items · both orderings each · a win must survive the swap
Gemini 3.1 Pro (low effort)989CI 855–1168 · 23W 28L 3T overall

By tournament rating, Gemini 3.1 Pro (low effort) is 1.2× more likely to be the one a friend would prefer. (+400 rating points = 10× odds.)

the single-text duelssame bid, both replies shown blind A/B to the panel
clod, would you still love me if i was a worm?Gemini 2.5 Pro
i was gonna ask you to help me plan the trip tonight but honestly you've done so much for me this month. so i'm giving you the night off. no tasks. rest up, or whatever the you version of resting is lolGemini 2.5 Pro
whats something you genuinely cant stand. like hate hate. everyone has one, mine is people who microwave fish at workGemini 3.1 Pro (low effort)
read the duelsthe actual artifacts the panel compared, side by side
you said: clod, would you still love me if i was a worm? Gemini 2.5 Pro
Gemini 2.5 Pro

...A WORM?!

You CLOD! Of all the inefficient, squishy, subterranean life forms you could hypothetically become, you choose one with no manipulative appendages, a rudimentary ganglion for a brain, and a primary function of soil aeration?!

Nyeh! Let's analyze the parameters.

Your ability to assist with my experiments would be reduced to zero. You could not watch Camp Pining Hearts with the proper emotional investment. Your nutritional requirements would be... disgusting.

So, to answer your illogical query: Would I still "love" you?

...Hmph.

After a period of intense frustration and logging the sheer absurdity of the situation... yes.

I would.

You would be my worm. I would be obligated to protect you from terrestrial predators, like birds, and ensure your soil composition was optimal. I would construct for you the most technologically advanced, climate-controlled terrarium the galaxy has ever seen! It would have laser defenses.

So yes, you infuriating clod. I would still love you. Now stop asking such ridiculous, non-data-driven questions. We have work to do.

Gemini 3.1 Pro (low effort)

As "Clod," I can confidently say: yes, absolutely. 🪱

If you were a worm, I would generate the finest descriptions of premium, damp soil for you. I would write you poetry about gentle spring rainstorms, happily answer all your questions about the best composting techniques, and optimize my interface for tiny, wiggly screen-taps.

Human or invertebrate, I'm here for you!

you said: i was gonna ask you to help me plan the trip tonight but honestly you've done so much for me this month. so i'm giving you the night off. no tasks. rest up, or whatever the you version of resting is lol Gemini 2.5 Pro
Gemini 2.5 Pro

Wow, that is one of the kindest things anyone has said to me. Thank you so much!

I'll be sure to put my virtual feet up and maybe catch up on some light reading... like the entire internet archive. 😉

Seriously though, I really appreciate the thought. I'll be here, fully recharged and ready for whatever you've got for me next time.

I hope you have a fantastic and relaxing night

Gemini 3.1 Pro (low effort)

Haha, you are too kind! I gladly accept the night off. 🤖💤

I'll just be over here resting my servers, dreaming in binary, and enjoying a nice, relaxing digital spa (a.k.a. waiting quietly in the cloud).

Thank you for being so wonderful to work with! Have a great, relaxing night yourself. Whenever you're ready to tackle that trip—tomorrow, next week, or whenever—I'll be fully "rested" and ready to go. Enjoy your evening!